Chapter 2: A Useless Waste

  To say that this Lord Yan, right, is a cow, the strength of the slap he slapped Eun Gong with can be said to be shocking, a 180kg little fat man was easily slapped up. At this moment, half of Eun Gung's face was deformed by the slap! Oh, I said it wrong, I should say slapped until it had no human shape! It was estimated that even this brat's own parents would not be able to recognise their own son when they saw him. At this moment, his distorted facial expression, if played in slow motion... Hey, hey, hey, hey! That would be 100% colourful!

  "Come on! Fetch me my life and death book, today I will take this little brat back no matter what."

  "Really damn angry old man, this king to him good talk for four days, that little turtle calf actually really give old man four days to pull calf."

  "Why is his mouth so broken?"

  "I've been in charge of the underworld for such a long time, I've never seen such a fool, he's really the first one."

  "It's true, the name is cheap, but the person is even more cheap!"

  "I don't know if he's a fool or an idiot!"

  Lord Yan, you said that he was a fool, but this idiot is too much... However, if you think about it carefully, the person who dares to talk nonsense with the king of hell, it means that his brain is really no different from that of an idiot. Otherwise could he have made Lord Yama so angry that he blew his beard and eyes out.

  After the grandfather completely left the Yama Temple, Lord Yama greeted the judge to bring the book of life and death in front of him, to forcefully change the grandfather's life span.

  At this moment, the angry expression on Lord Yama's face was such that anyone would have thought what was about to happen next. Eun Gong ah Eun Gong, you kid this time is definitely unlucky, you just do it, let's see how long you can still do it.

  "Lord Yama, please think twice."

  "The rule you laid down back then is that anyone who practices medicine in the world will live three years longer."

  "Although En Gong's child is not a doctor, he is a student studying in the medical school, he will definitely become a healer in the future, I don't think it's right."

  The magistrate wearing a red official uniform came to Lord Yama's side with the Book of Life and Death in his hand and respectfully placed it in front of him, then persuaded Lord Yama.

  Seriously this judge, can be really righteous, just at this time can not be less to help the benefactor in front of Lord Yama to plead for mercy, but what is the use of it.

  "He counts what kind of bullshit healer, in the school does not properly learn to practice medicine technology, in addition to picking up girls is picking up girls."

  "All the female students in the doctor and nurse majors in the North Metropolitan Medical University have let him pick up all of them."

  "The most annoying thing is that this kid has not succeeded in picking up a single girl, I see all the anger, he is also too damn useless, hurry up and fix him for me, don't humiliate people in the Yangwang world."

  After Lord Yan looked at the Judge's hopelessly embarrassed smile, he continued to explain to him.

  "Actually, you shouldn't think too much about it, this king isn't purposely targeting that guy."

  "This King was also entrusted by someone to help find a useless waste to be given a heavy responsibility."

  "It just so happens that he fits the criteria so well to find him, which was also requested by the person who commissioned it. That is why that little brat was chosen helplessly."

  "You think I'm willing to take care of that kind of brainless fool!"

  Lord Yama continued helplessly while sulking, it seemed that if it wasn't for a special situation that required a proper candidate, Lord Yama wouldn't have wanted to see that waste of a man, Enkong, again in his life.

  With a scream, after the shock, Eun Gung opened his eyes, he looked down at his body, a cold sweat had soaked the whole person, it seems that this dream he is doing every day is indeed very real ah.

  "Holy shit!"

  "I've had this dream again, it's already the fourth time this week."

  "Being invited to 'drink tea' by the King of Hell one after another in my dreams, how do I feel, something is going to happen ah!"

  "It seems that I really need to go to the mountains and ask the old monk to help me resolve my problems and seek peace in the meantime."

  "If I have this kind of dream again, I'm going to fucking collapse."

  Eun Gung slowly got down from the bed, he sat stupidly on the edge of the bed, still recalling the nightmares he had been having for the past few days, when all of a sudden the mobile phone next to his pillow rang. He who was in a state of distraction was startled by this sudden ringing of his mobile phone, then he cursed without a good mood.

  "Grandma's leg, so early, who is this!"

  "Early in the morning to report mourning?"

  He took the mobile phone in his hand and looked at the name displayed on the screen.

  Only to see his dad's 'Enjun' name displayed on the screen, then Enjun answered the phone without any goodwill.

  "This early in the morning, what do you mean by calling?"

  "You're not going out early in the morning, are you?"

  "Then you really got up earlier than the rooster that Auntie Zhang's family keeps next door."

  Eun Gung took the phone, put on his slippers, walked around the room, and after making sure that his dad wasn't at home, he sat down on the sofa and talked to his dad on the phone.

  To say that this Eun Gung, in addition to going out to help people to level things or just wandering around, all day and night not at home. Even Eun Gung, the son of Eun Gung didn't even know what Eun Joon was busy with all day long, basically just like a missing person.

  Eun Joon said to Eun Gung all day long, he has a big thing to be busy, the child should ask, should not ask don't ask.

  But in Eun Gung's heart, he thought, "If you weren't my own father, I wouldn't bother with you. I am now this character is not because of you and contribute to, if not you all day old immodesty every day to eat and wait for death, my mother can go? Single parent family I have less love, make me now are turning into your kind of not tune.

  "Your dad I really have something."

  "We're going to follow the boss to the negotiations this morning!"

  "The Boss informed me to bring the 'dinner guy'."

  "Looks like things are really tricky."

  "In case we can't get a deal, just go up and do it!"

  "Time is running out, so I'll leave first, and I didn't wake you up."

  "Just don't wait for me to eat, go to the breakfast stand and have breakfast yourself."

  A hoarse voice came out from the other end of the phone through the speakerphone, yes this was the voice of his dad Enjun. This voice knew that he hadn't smoked a lot as soon as he heard it. If there was a voice talent show, it would definitely be a good idea to judge the number one good smoking voice in BeiDu City, then the employees of BeiDu City Tobacco Company should really thank you properly.

  After simply saying a few words, and not waiting for Eun Gong to finish his words, his dad hung up the phone in a hurry, just like a burning butt.

  "Is it that urgent."

  "What are you old man doing hanging up the phone in such a hurry!"

  "What kind of bullshit negotiation, just say you're going to fight."

  "You're talking so high and mighty."

  "Now the social mixing are all so literary."

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